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Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (hEDS) ~ Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome (POTS) ~ Focal Impaired Awareness Seizures (Complex Partial Seizures) ~ Fibromyalgia ~ Chronic Myofascial Pain (CMP) ~ Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS) ~ TMJ Dysfunction ~ Bipolar I Rapid Cycling With Psychosis ~ Migraines ~ Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (My OCD is currently in remission except for hoarding) ~ Keratosis Pilaris (KP) ~ Complex-Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (C-PTSD) ~ Panic Disorder ~ Generalized Anxiety Disorder (GAD) ~ Social Anxiety Disorder (SAD) ~ Non-suicidal Self-Injury (NSSI or SI) ~ Piezogenic Pedal Papules ~ Hashimoto's Thyroiditis ~ Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) ~ Multiple Phobias ~ Chronic Headaches

Saturday, November 26, 2011

"Pain Rehab"

"Pain Rehab" 

sung to the tune (and based on) the song "Rehab," written and performed by Amy Winehouse

lyrics by Amy

(this song refers to pain therapy and rehabilitation not drug rehab!)

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."


Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."
I ain't got the time and if my doctor thinks I'm fine,
He's tried to make me go to pain rehab, I won't go, go, go.

I'd rather be at home with my Biofreeze,
I ain't got seventeen heat packs.
'Cause there's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me,
That I can't learn from my spoonie friends.

I got a lot of chronic pain,
It's so much worse when it rains.

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."
Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."
I ain't got the time and if my doctor thinks I'm fine,
He's tried to make me go to pain rehab, I won't go, go, go.

The doctor said, "Why do you think you're here?"
I said, "I'm in so much pain."
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my mind!
So I always keep a ice pack handy.

The doctor said, "I just think you're depressed,
It's probably all in your head."

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."
Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."

I don't ever wanna hurt again,
I just, ooh, I just need some Aspercreme.
I'm gonna keep a positive attitude,
Let's encourage each other!
And it's not just my pain,
It's also this darn fatigue.

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."
Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."
I ain't got the time and if my doctor thinks I'm fine,
He's tried to make me go to pain rehab, I won't go, go, go.



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