"Pain Rehab"

"Pain Rehab" 

sung to the tune (and based on) the song "Rehab," written and performed by Amy Winehouse

lyrics by Amy

(this song refers to pain therapy and rehabilitation not drug rehab!)

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."

Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."
I ain't got the time and if my doctor thinks I'm fine,
He's tried to make me go to pain rehab, I won't go, go, go.

I'd rather be at home with my Biofreeze,
I ain't got seventeen heat packs.
'Cause there's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me,
That I can't learn from my spoonie friends.

I got a lot of chronic pain,
It's so much worse when it rains.

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."

Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."
I ain't got the time and if my doctor thinks I'm fine,
He's tried to make me go to pain rehab, I won't go, go, go.

The doctor said, "Why do you think you're here?"
I said, "I'm in so much pain."
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my mind!
So I always keep a ice pack handy.

The doctor said, "I just think you're depressed,
It's probably all in your head."

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."

Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."

I don't ever wanna hurt again,
I just, ooh, I just need some Aspercreme.
I'm gonna keep a positive attitude,
Let's encourage each other!
And it's not just my pain,
It's also this darn fatigue.

They tried to make me go to pain rehab, I said, "No, no, no."

Yes, I've been in chronic pain, but when I bounce back you'll know, know, know."
I ain't got the time and if my doctor thinks I'm fine,
He's tried to make me go to pain rehab, I won't go, go, go.



Highly Rated Pain Rehab Clinics in the United States:

• Mayo Clinic in Minnesota Pain Rehabilitation Center 
• The Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago (this refers to physical, pain, pulmonary, stroke, etc. rehabilitation, not drug rehab!)
• Glover Physical Therapy and Pain Rehabilitation